FUNNY SMS

FUNNY SMS Here you read friend's sms or funny sms

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My eyes, c u. My handz feel u. My mind cal u. My heart need u. And i want to kiss u.!Aisa meri ammi mujay roz kheti hain. **************** Birds love u.... Monkeys love u... Hippos love u... Girrafa  love u... Chimpanzees love u....Plz return to zoo. They all miss u!!!!! **************** Press down 7 times to become sweet........ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7Tusi bhi na? Pehle hi inne .......... sweet ho ...... Phir bhi press kiye jaa rahe ho..... **************** Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hay. Aap say larna adat ki baat hay.Aap say door rehna qismat ki baat hay... magar magar aaap ko bardashat karna! Himmat ki baat hay..... ****************                   FRIENDSHIP SMS Girl ask to molvi: can i kiss another man? molvi: astagfirullah.Girl: can i kiss a married man? molvi: nauzubillah. Girl: can i kiss u? molvi: bismillaha.

Promise me v r true frindz. I'm lamp u r light. I'm coke u r sprite. I'm saawan u r badal.I'm normal u r pagal ..... ha ha ha

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Tum door sahe, Majboor sahe, Par yaad tumhari ati hay.Tum sans wahan par letey ho or smell yahan tak ate hay. Ab Chota Close up Sirf panch rupay main. Brush ur teeth daily.

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YAADOON KI PURANI HAVELI K BUND KAMRAY MAINDHOOL SAY BAHRI TASWEER K PECHAY LAGAY JAALEY MAIN PHANSI MAKHRI KI DUM PAR BAITHAY MACHAR KI QASAM --------- I MISS U--

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GOD NEY AAP KO BEHEJA TO BHEJALAKIN BHEJA TO AISA BEJA JIS MAIN BHEJA HI NAHI BHEJA YEH MUJHAY KISI NAY BHEJA IS LEYAY MAIN NAY AAP KO BHEJA

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SAB SAY SMART KON? TUMSAB SAY STRONG KON? TUM IN SAB MAIN TUM SAY ZAYDA KON? HUM LEKIN DUNAYA MAIN SAB SAY ACHA DOST KON? HUM TUM.

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BAZAHIR WHO MERA KHAYAL KARTI HAIJHOOT BOLTI HAY MAGAR KAMAL KARTI HAY

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PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTAY HODIL JALANAY KI BAAT KARTAY HO CHAR DIN SAY MOOO NAHI DHOYA TUM NAHANAY KI BAAT KARTAY HO.